Laughter
I have this odd desire to pull off as many one-word titles as I can. Maybe it's because I've been watching season 6 of Smallville lately. So, uh, since my blog has been a little shy recently, and I have five really short entries that make my layout look absolutely terrible, this is a troll post (as I lack anything I want to write)! :)
My raid group loves to do this fun thing where, as someone says something humorous, we catalog it and it goes up on a quote board on our site. I'm taking a bit of the "best of" and putting them here for the amusement of all. Some of them may not make sense to those who don't play WoW (which is about half my readership), but some of them are just funny regardless. I'm posting them here, therefore, for the amusement of all some me. :D
"The Scryers aren't evil; they're morally loose." (Argo)
"Triple pull: it's like a single pull, but with three." (Kevin)
"tank counting: one...two...some...oh, heck" (Allison)
"I am a nerd, which is kind of like being a nurse, except completely different." (Kevin)
"I'm doing this the warrior way...without a clue. CHARGE!" (Ronnie)
"I'm going to turn [my computer] off and put it in a corner and make it think about what it did." (Ed)
"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to mind control you off a cliff." (Allison)
"He was getting a snack...or peeing in Waco, one of the two" (Allison)
"I'll just take my five favorites and we'll go do heroics...we can wipe on the second boss of every instance in the Outlands!" (Kevin)
"When the 60 warrior says, 'I have no tanking spells,' I know he's a fucktard." (Jonathan)
"I'm still the grand champion of underwater basket-weaving." (Justin)
"The last boss seems like he needs the perfect group of last-boss-killing-ness...without which he shall not be killed." (Kevin)
"There's a vegan version of The Oregon Trail...the entire point is to starve to death!" (Damen)
"Well, my I've lost stamina too (I am diseased), but since my intellect is down, I am now too dumb to care." (Buff)
Megan: We have cookies.
Argo: made from REAL girl scouts!
Liz: We have two druids!
Kevin: That's like one, but more!
Ed: You can run, but you can't hide!
Luke: It's not exactly running when I leave a message saying, "We're over here!"
Ed: I never said you were good at it!
"An enlightened ogre is the one that reads the comic books to the others." (Rob)
"Please help control the gnome population...keep your gnomes spayed or neutered." (Crawurm)
"This mana break brought to you by Allison's having a task for me." (Kevin)
"And now Luke is back to his usual place in line as the loudest." (Kevin)
"Don't shoot arrows into the audience. It pisses them off." (Kevin)
"Luke, I would say a minority of what goes in this channel is considered a parsable English sentence." (Rob)
Kevin: Sneak up the ramp
Mike: But I don't want to sneak up the ramp.
Kevin: The run into one of those groups and die, then we'll rez you, then sneak up the ramp!
Mike: So, how do you all know each other?
Allison: Well, there was this drunken brawl one night...
Luke: Mike is the poo.
Allison: By the way, that's different than being the shit.
Luke (quoting): If you get agro, you're going to lose 50 DKP, because you didn't know what to do!
Kevin: The actual quote is, "because you didn't know what the fuck to do". I know you simply are not capable of quoting it correctly.
Allison: That makes baby elf cry.
Kevin: elf != Jesus
"The end boss of the Internet is hard." (Patrick)
"You're not wearing pants; I can tell." (Buff)
"Drinking doesn't work so well when I have the cap on the bottle." (Kevin)
"I'll have to kick his ass...in the best way that a holy/disc priest can kick ass...which is cute and smiling!" (Allison)
"I think I found my purpose in life! I kite things that one-shot me!" (Ed)
"He [Al Gore] also invented pants." (Patrick)
"You'd think that we knew what we were doing or something!" (Rob)
"Jesus had a soulstone." (Patrick)
"Yes, young draenei. Welcome. It has come to our attention that you haven't run over quite every square foot of our blessed isle. Please go out and run some more. Come back in a week or two and we'll let you know if it's enough." (Kevin)
"I'm swapping toons in about 9 yeti." (Luke)
Posted by Luke at 6:33 a.m.
Amazing! I do not play WoW, but those sound like the same comments that have been made amongst my friends playing Halo. And here I thought we were just "special", but now I know we have company:)
Posted by Tanner on 2007.10.04 at 2:00 a.m.
Unknown to most people, there's also a Damen-version of Oregon Trail called Drunkard Edition. You know, the one where you sit at home in your underwear, drinking whiskey and hammering on macros to make your hunter turn 180 degrees and shoot the bear because you're too lazy to do it your damn self.
Vegan Oregon Trail my ass...
Posted by Daniel on 2007.10.05 at 7:04 p.m.
Pants...always about the pants...
Posted by Megan on 2007.10.11 at 4:03 p.m.
We'd stop talking about them if you wore them...maybe.
After we finish talking about Rob's Superman cape...the one where he turned the display off...two months ago. :)
Nevermind. We won't stop talking about it.
l2wearpants kk thx bye :D
Posted by Luke on 2007.10.11 at 4:40 p.m.
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